Jesus jugs

The boobs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed.

Her Jesus jugs looks so fake!

by catcee July 13, 2012

purple jesus

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.

That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.

by oznogrd December 30, 2009

Jesus freak

I am a Jesus Freak and i am not afraid to admit it! I love my God and he is wonderful!I'll be praying for you lost souls!

JESUS rocks my face off!

by Stephanie Allmond February 5, 2005

Emo Jesus

Emo-Jesus has straight long black hair and a pouty face.
He thinks he is holy and better than everybody else.

Look! Theres Emo Jesus

by Frankston Kern March 25, 2007

Jesus Penguin

1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.

2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.

Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!

by gallia December 13, 2008

Jesus In A Box

(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.

Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.

by TristaJ February 8, 2007

jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 23, 2006