Get in where I can fit in

To take advantage of a situation, whether it be optimal or otherwise, due to a feeling of unworth.

"Get in where I can fit in is what I need to do with this drunk woman I met in the bar."

by Brittany V. Young February 11, 2007

can i speak to you son

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.

"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004

Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.

My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.

by britt&blairarecool August 31, 2010

She can get the kids

She is worthy of sexual intercourse.

Guy A: Yo Sasha is fine as hell.
Guy B: Yeah bruh bruh she can get the kids!

by iamanthonydean June 14, 2019

It’s the taste you can see

A flavor you can see

It’s the taste you can see : Guy Fieri hair looks like heaven and taste like heaven

by Guy Cosby April 6, 2020

Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

by TheNix November 23, 2011

You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're

"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"

by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 5, 2018