California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.

Her coochie was covered in camel jam.

by b.taylor August 01, 2020

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

Jamming

Being high as shit

Bro I’m jamming so hard I’m seeing stars!

by Dunphski November 25, 2019

Jamming

To come over a friend’s house to watch the Star Trek thing before it comes out, followed by an episode of Archer, and getting impatient very gently.

I was jamming

by ArsebanditX March 07, 2018

jamming the chocolate

the action of fucking or getting pounded in the anal hole

dude look at my dick i just was jamming the chocolate on her

by thy skip and yogie February 17, 2010

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024