three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Three Real

The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.

Beyond a state of being “too real”.

This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.

If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!

I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.

by Another You December 27, 2021

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021

Three fingers up

Three fingers up is used to shoutout your local homies

Henri puts three fingers up to shoutout the boys

by Henri41 May 31, 2022

three-quarter-sibling

1- Child of mother and of uncle (father's brother) simultaneously.
2- Child of father and of aunt (mother's sister) simultaneously.
3- Cousin and half-sibling simultaneously.

Three-quarter-sibling.

by Chupite November 20, 2024

(three-eighths)

The symbol for three eighths. Equivalent to 6/16, 9/24, and more.

Teacher: What's times ?
Student: That's 12/40.
Student 2: (three-eighths) is a number that is less than one-half and larger than one-fourth.

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022

three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus

1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."

by #katface April 21, 2014