fat potentiality 

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

fat potentiality by SammyMFB October 17, 2007

Fat Baldy 

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

Fat Baldy by Gastonator January 17, 2008

Fat Smoke

When you got some good weed or alot of weed, youre gunna have a Fat smoke.

Me: Ay, my Nan gave me £40!
Tom: We gunna have a Fat smoke!
Me: Fo sho!

Fat Smoke by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

Fat Assing 

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

Fat Assing by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

Fat-slap 

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

Fat-slap by J-Sox August 2, 2009

Fat Baked 

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

Fat Baked by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

Fat Chested 

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

Fat Chested by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010