Pride of friends 

The collective noun for a small, clique-like circle of friends who posses remarkable fidelity to one another; comparable to that of a pride of lions.

Sorry Timmy, can't chat; I have an engagement with my pride of friends.

Pride of friends by gl777 December 1, 2014

no mirror no friends 

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

no mirror no friends by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

hello again my friends 

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!

Hello again my friends, back again with another banger!

hello again my friends by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018

Are we best friends 

A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)

Ex:

Person A: Are we best friends?

Person B: *leaves on read*

Are we best friends by Nawmaans August 8, 2018

cunts of friends

girls that u thought were ur friends but they wont even go wit u to the next disco

i have some cunts of friends alright

cunts of friends by neveryoumindbitch October 5, 2018

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

Jake Has No Friends by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018

ugly single friends 

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

ugly single friends by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019