by fdkmfkl,dfmrfffbgfsbk.nfkjbklo July 20, 2016
The act of inserting a shard of meth up ones anus to get high, similar to booty bumping without a syringe
by ArronStevie March 24, 2023
Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
by TimmyGreen January 29, 2014
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 26, 2019
by The frankenloaf October 15, 2013
by TheJIB November 12, 2022
Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
by kingmerriam March 14, 2014