by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021
Get the dudemug. A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 15, 2011
Get the dude cardmug. To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.
Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."
Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."
Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
by katnjade October 19, 2009
Get the To dudemug. by DaBlacky January 31, 2018
Get the canadian idiot dudemug. When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.
Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.
BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.
My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.
BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.
My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.
by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023
Get the Dude Ranch Dookiemug. 
“Yo did you guys see the photo I sent in the gc?”
“Wait which one?”
“San Miguel dudes obviously, no one uses the old gc anymore”
“Wait which one?”
“San Miguel dudes obviously, no one uses the old gc anymore”
by Glazin223 July 2, 2024
Get the San Miguel dudesmug.