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Dark Ages

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.
Person 1: Should we invite Nate over?

Person 2: Naaaa he's in the Dark Ages!
by Mr. Groller October 29, 2011
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Dark Hour

Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.
"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
by Peuso March 7, 2009
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after dark

by eH? March 17, 2003
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DarkSim

Hey, look, a sexy Darksim!
by Jamie White aka Kinnison February 17, 2003
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Darkscope

The one who owns. Excellent Sniper, best MohAA, BF1942, Counter-strike, and Raven shield player ever.
"DarkScope just pwned me agian. Fuck!"
by Spitzel May 28, 2003
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Going to the Darkside

A white man wanting to have sex with a very dark skinned woman.
"Dude, I don't care if she is from Ethiopia I think I'm going to the darkside tonight."
by M&M Muncher January 25, 2009
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dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!
by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006
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