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Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris cried cancer would be as dead as the dinosaurs,which by the way went extinct because of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris by crazy colombian February 23, 2009
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris by lickyourelbow February 7, 2010
Chuck Norris
The Manliest man ever.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Dude, Travis just got Chuck Norrised... IN THE FACE
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris by carluvur August 6, 2010
Chuck'd
the definition of the end of Chuck Liddells career. how easy it was for him to get knocked out. the fact that someone has a glass jaw and is easily knocked out.
person 1 "did you see Andre Arlovski's last fight?"
person 2 "yeah! he got chuck'd for the like the third time in a row
person 2 "yeah! he got chuck'd for the like the third time in a row
Chuck'd by Mr Gigante March 2, 2011