truffle cheese

Similar to truffle butter, but with the addition of semen into the mix.

I had a good mixture of truffle butter going, and then i came. There was truffle cheese everywhere!

by Pink_sock101 September 3, 2016

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016

cheese & sleaze

Hollow entertainment produced with focus on being cheap for the publisher (both tv and print media) but profitable (cheese). Often garnished with scantily clad females or racy situations, hence the sleaze. Today's cornerstone of some country's daily tv program.

Only that bad cheese & sleaze on TV, so I threw it out of the window, officer.

by 2o3 August 15, 2016

mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

by Flaco4ever January 1, 2017

Cheese Tease

Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.

Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket

Ashliboobs: I want that too

Stealthano: care to join me?

Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!

by Stealthano January 8, 2017

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017