Fun bus is open

your done for if you come across this as a killer

Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for

by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021

bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.

kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".

by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018

Dirty Bus Top

Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)

"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy

by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022

a bare bure bai bire bu

The mating call of the Romeus Santos bird

Dude, this bird was singing a sick song! It went like, a bare bure bai bire bu

by Roma Santa September 9, 2021

Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023