The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

by Inlovewithabsol December 24, 2023

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

by C3LESTIAL February 26, 2021

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 06, 2024

slice of my bread

A term for sex

Hey man do you want a slice of my bread?

by Fifi 1010101 March 09, 2017

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail

Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019