Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021

Brandon

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.

“Let’s go Brandon!”

by So sus November 27, 2021

Brandon

Likes Stephanie

Brandon likes Stephanie.

by jefwh9EIYPRI43U5-UN;J November 28, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

brandon fox

Latin- derived from brandus fuxus, meaning “he with no penis”

that man is a brandon fox, he has no cock!

by badassmuthafocker December 1, 2021

Brandon Boyd

the lead singer of the band incubus

BRANDON BOYD IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.

Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024