Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

by raisond'etre October 27, 2021

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 7, 2020

brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol

That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.

by Dray the great the lover of BS August 13, 2021

Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon

“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”

by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021