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Brandon

Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.
Hey, is that Brandon?

Yeah that is let’s go talk to him!
by Lovergirl1028 January 27, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017
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Brandon (German)

A very toxic gamer and very strong lol
Best quote "Damn right you won't"
by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019
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Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon

“There goes Brandon puking again”
by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020
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brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
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Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
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