Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
by DSCone June 12, 2013
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Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.
by mother of 5 May 16, 2018
Get the Trashy-ass mug.Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.
Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.
by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013
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Get the ass and titties mug.An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
by takasb January 13, 2017
Get the Ass Daddy mug.One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
Get the Ass Schmoner mug.The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013
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