Angry Paul 

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

Angry Paul by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Angry bird hentai 

When angry birds breed in explicit, uncensored form.

Yo ts angry bird hentai got me wettttt

Angry bird hentai by pitchpurrfect~~ April 22, 2025

Angry Yankee 

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.

“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

Angry Yankee by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex 

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

Angry dolphin by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

Angry Anderson 

Angry Anderson
(noun, Scots slang — antiquated)

An antiquated Lowland Scots expression referring to oral pleasure between men, believed to have circulated in tavern speech and soldiers’ banter in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. In modern usage, the term is invoked humorously to describe rough or vigorous intimacy between men

“I nearly got caught giving Tom an Angry Anderson behind the alehouse.”

Angry Anderson by Karmik Owls August 28, 2025

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025