Cum-Willy

When you cum in some ones hole or holes and you dip your finger in their hole and insert your finger in their ear

I wanted to degrade Carriejean. After I fucked her, I finger banged her and put my sloppy finger in her ear and gave her a cum-Willy.

by the dirty syrian April 16, 2022

Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.

"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"

by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023

Grindle Willy

When someone has done something silly.

"He's such a joker. What a grindle willy!"

by Benji Heath December 20, 2020

Willy

A marijuana joint

Pass the willy!

I brought a willy

by manhater69 December 29, 2019

Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

Emmy Willy

A man who likes dick in his ass.

Well that’s just Emmy Willy

by LastOneOut May 18, 2022