Hot kyle

When you want to be smothered by a giant redhead with a tiny dick

Man joe sure could go for a hot kyle tonight

by Bigjoe101 September 23, 2018

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024

Kyle

Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs

Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite

by LAngela November 23, 2021

Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”

by Hardbard April 7, 2023

kyle

cyka blyat why no rush b

why no more csgo kyle?

by Raulxz October 2, 2020

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023