by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 09, 2019
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
I just had the biggest dump failure.
by kittttttten February 03, 2017
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
by Trappa-keepa March 23, 2018
The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 03, 2017
Dumps are when you flash your friends on zoom. Dumps are with a consensual group that is prepared for that. Originated in April 2020 during the COVID pandemic while watching Desert Hearts stream on twitch, not at work or school zooms.
by Day1Plamper December 07, 2021