greasy fart

1) Flatulence resulting from the ingestion of mass quantities of fast food and beer; 2) a cast member of Jersey Shore

I went to McDonald's with that greasy fart Snookie where we drank 40s from brown bags (the manager lets us, Snookie blows him for the privilege) as we wolfed down Big Macs; we both had greasy farts for three days.

by Rand_Ramblings June 2, 2011

poof fart

The act of putting baby powder up your ass crack and farting on another person; jetisoning the powder all over them. Immediately followed by a sponge bath to wash off the shit powder.

Vinny and Fozz were poof farting with eachother all night long, then they took a spongebath and cuddled.

by TheMadPoofer May 23, 2009

Pyroclastic Fart

A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.

A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.

A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"
B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"
A: "Oh no..."
B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."

by Jack$ November 20, 2007

shotgun fart

An accidental quick loud fart. It sounds similar to a shotgun blast.

Yea, she looked at me, when i shotgun farted in the library.

by poon tang george May 3, 2010

Fart-Rod

when you do a girl up the ass and she farts on your dick

your mom gave me a fart rod

by nigger hating homo April 21, 2003

Push fart

When someone pushes out a fart that wasn't coming naturally.

"Hey babe did you just push fart?" "Ya I always push fart if they won't come out!"

by TKtheIsh August 18, 2016

pirate fart

n. A flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. The flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.

I would have been killed by that shark at Rodanthe Pier if it had not been for Brendon's pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.

by Mudshark138 October 29, 2008