Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.

Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.

by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

jamie's uncle :'[

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch

jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024

Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress

That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing

by ELBENO99 October 16, 2016

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023