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death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.
I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
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Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
by Kccomatt July 17, 2016
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twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012
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Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot
Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle
by Tesschri April 21, 2019
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Pizz twat

When you swing from a bait makers nuts like a female groupie.
Alan is such a Pizz twat, he would do anal for free baits.
by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Twat

To post an update on Twitter.
Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!
by BananaRampage August 31, 2011
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