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Touchdown 

The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.
Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(
Touchdown by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018

TouchBoi 

An individual with an insatiable appetite for touching men / women, along with an equal disregard for consent.
Oh that's Mack, he's a TouchBoi! Soon as he finishes that integral he'll head down to the playground and do his thing!
TouchBoi by CCCPres November 12, 2018

touching a bee 

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.
Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.
touching a bee by theForbesList February 11, 2019

Touch abs day 

Sense all you fake people pussied out of grab dick day take a step back and touch someone’s abs on april15
Touch abs day by Pussylick4405 April 12, 2019
The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.
"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"
Touch by Area516 May 7, 2019
When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
touch ons by Kozeone June 1, 2019

Touchdown 

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
Touchdown by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019