tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead
Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away
by Pmoney-99 December 09, 2016
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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
Dude I just got anxious waffles!!
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 14, 2017
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
by re77815 December 05, 2020
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 05, 2020
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