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1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.
2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.
3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.
3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
by Nick Gibson March 21, 2007
by The_Devon October 20, 2009
A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.
Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.
by StG44 August 07, 2009
1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".
by BaJinxy August 23, 2007
Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.
Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.
Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.
Quote from the Family Guy show:
Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 21, 2004