I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

know-ticed

Someone says something that you already know and have observed, firsthand. A portmanteau of know and noticed.

Person 1: I don't care for the color yellow.
Person 2: I know-ticed. (You previously told me this & you never choose it to wear.)

by Scirrhous August 3, 2023

And NOW I DO Know

And there you have it fat bald Matt.

Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

I KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW NOTHING

THIS IS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE YOU THEN COME BACK AND TELL YOU , THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND YOU REPLY "I KNOW NOTHING".

by #LadiBonnie#794969 December 13, 2019