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Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011
mugGet the Blood Jointmug.

te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.
izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!
by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024
mugGet the te bloodmug.

Sweet blood

Someone with type 1 or type 2 diabetes.
Grandma is not responding to you because she got the sweet blood!
by Firemanwesl08 January 11, 2025
mugGet the Sweet bloodmug.

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.
Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
mugGet the Blood Crystalsmug.

blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
mugGet the blood donationmug.

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022
mugGet the all the blood went to the wrong placesmug.

tiger blood

Derived from Charlie Sheen's rememberable interview on ABC. To have tiger blood is to live the rock-star lifestyle. It also means you're bi-winning.
Tiger blood can kill ya if not taken with drugs and hookers.
by bingbaby March 23, 2011
mugGet the tiger bloodmug.

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