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monkey dunkin

While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.
While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!
by good monkey gone bad March 14, 2011
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Skank Monkey

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.
by Howie II January 17, 2008
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Bloody Monkey

a 40oz of Olde English 800 mixed with some Cranberry juice

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.

It is a very tasty treat.
You wanna 40?

Only if you got some cranberry juice so i can make a Bloody Monkey
by diznon August 21, 2009
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GPCC Monkey

A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by using corrective lens.
(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."

(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."

(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."

(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts you beans all weekend long!"
by The Louis Vuitton Don December 30, 2007
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Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.
"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"
by m3kat December 5, 2011
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Going Monkey

When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.
Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011
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gank monkey

Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.

The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 31, 2007
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