"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021
Get the Devil's Dutch Ovenmug. by Dalton green January 31, 2021
Get the Texas Dirt devilmug. First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
Get the The devil’s dwarf discomug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Joseph Lo Truglio Are "'V'" From Devil May Cry Fivemug. by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017
Get the Sucking a devilmug. Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..
Guy 2- Aye mate?
Guy 1- I slept with your girl
Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*
Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?
Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture
Guy 2- Aye mate?
Guy 1- I slept with your girl
Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*
Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?
Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture
by Sextasy April 12, 2015
Get the the devil quotes scripturemug. by MelMort1029 May 19, 2023
Get the Devil's Dominoesmug.