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White But Syndrome

When the topic of racial inequality comes up and invariably someone white says “I agree that there is some discrimination but..”. And the real issue never gets examined.
Karen regularly uses White But Syndrome to change a Black Lives Matter discussion to a Blue Lives Matter discussion to an All Lives Matter discussion...
by snakeplisskent June 19, 2020
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is related to the “Mayu Syndrome” but it’s more serious than the Mayu Syndrome. Instead of misspelling words with different letters you spell it with numbers cuz your fat ass fingers press a number.
Damn you thought I won’t make this Iris? You thought I wont make Iris Syndrome? You thought wrong
by Z e n i s d u m b November 16, 2020
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Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.
Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)
by XxxKoleboyxxX March 20, 2022
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quagmire syndrome

When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.
Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.
by Testudo420 January 27, 2019
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Twourettes Syndrome

noun.
1. Condition in which social networkers post incessantly and excessively, to the point of annoying everyone who reads their tweets, posts, or status updates.

2. Condition in which social networkers compulsively curse in their posts.
1. OMG, Rich has Twourettes today! Every tweet was extended with tweet longer!

Geezus, Suzie's FB status was like War & Peace this morning. I think she has Twourettes Syndrome!

2. WTF? Did you see Steve's tweet? He's got Twourettes today!

Steve's tweet: "#$%& my life! I hate all of you mother effers!"
by Zen Diablo February 22, 2011
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Munoz Syndrome

the regression of one's motor skills and mental capacity as a result of a profound weakness to laughter.

a recessive trait, most commonly found in adolescent teen girls. symptoms may be noticeable from an early age to pre-teen years.

non-life-threatening but can cause profound delirium, and tendency to hallucinate. subject may become attracted towards mainstream pop culture, and can be violent when iritated.
tsk tsk tsk, i left my sister in front of the TV watching Gossip Girl, and i swear she has Munoz Syndrome now!
by thebrowncow October 30, 2011
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Ryan Syndrome

The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.

These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:

Never getting sex,

All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,

Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,

Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,

The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,

Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.

Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2

Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan

Ryan Syndrome? - guy2

Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
by the woogier June 14, 2011
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