Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.
by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 04, 2021
After straight people who dont date trans people were accused of being transphobic, they created Super Straight. Which incorporates only dating biological girls. This way, it’s a sexuality, not a preference, and should be respected. As it would be Superphobic to not agree. Example:
Guy 1: Hey! Do you think you’d date a trans girl?
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.
Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.
Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!
by SuperStraightMonkey March 06, 2021
someone: hey did you hear that alex came out as super straight?
somebody else: sadly yes, it means that he’s transphobic. btw im genderfluid
someone: ah alex is so dump. i support you!
somebody else: sadly yes, it means that he’s transphobic. btw im genderfluid
someone: ah alex is so dump. i support you!
by tyleretta November 22, 2021
People who say they are "super straight" are transphobic and weirdos. Like why does it matter what someone have in pants? Y'all are really weird and super transphobic. Stop that.
Bigot: M-mom... i'm super straight...
A person with more than one IQ: Get the hell out of my house transphobe.
A person with more than one IQ: Get the hell out of my house transphobe.
by frogsareepic May 11, 2021
by potatoman501 November 17, 2019
Straight edge was invented by a song from the band Minor Threat in the early 80's. It was all started by one line in a 45 second song, I've got the straight edge. It was invented in Washington DC and was brought up to Boston by a guy named Al Bareal he invented hardline. Straight edge has three simple rules no drinking, no drugs, and no smoking. Hardline is much like straight edge but has more rules than just no drinking, no smoking, and no drugs. No caffine, have to be a vegetarian or vegan, no sex unless it's procreation, no imported chocolate, no porn, no masterbating are some of the other rules. There are two types of straight edge lifestyles the positive an the militant. Boston is known for it's militant type edge, Boston Beatdown. Straight Edge is a lifestyle not a label. It is a new generation. Here is the real history and def of straight edge.
by xSLADEx February 10, 2010
by El Presador February 08, 2011