University of South Florida 

The University of South Florida (USF) is quite unique. While it prides itself for its exceptional academic programs and medical research facilities, it also is notorious for accepting just about every 18 year old in the state of Florida who got below 1000 on their SATs. Somehow, these students manage to graduate though, even with the distractions of nearby white sand beaches, Gasparilla (an event that takes up the month of Febuary which can be summed up by public intoxication and the performance of sexual favors), and Ybor city (a strip of clubs that the USF students control). USF has a growing football program with the Bull as the mascot. Although the football players are dedicated and got to attend there first bowl game, half of the football players must hold jobs during off season to pay child support.

Nothing compares, The University of South Florida is founded upon the principles of educating geniuses and retards in one classroom. Throw in a few Mardi Gras beads, mass quantities of alcohol, and a bikini and you have the perfect picture of USF.

University of South Florida by Robin A. February 12, 2006

the south 

A region of the United States that has an expanding economy and that's growing in population primarily due to people immigrating to it from outside the south or outside the United States. The south has alot of undeveloped land so real estate is dirt cheap, almost worthless, and over-all wages are lower than other regions of the United States; these things, along with an almost complete absence of unions and a popular culture that's historically somewhat subservient to authority and somewhat passive aggressive, make it to some extent desirable to big business. there's also more violent crime than other regions, alot of obese people, and alot of people who claim to be more Godfearing and more patriotic than nasty yankees.

my sister moved down to the south, and she's surprised at the high crime, large number of obese people, and phoney,exaggerated religious and patriotic attitude.

the south by el flaco August 30, 2006

University of South Dakota 

The only school in South Dakota that has a medical and law school. Home to the coyotes it is the #1 Party school in the state but also has a great amount of student success. It has the best fine arts program in the state. No one knows where it's located not even South Dakotans. It's located in Vermillion just 45 miles south of Sioux Falls. GO YOTES

Minnesota person: I want to go to college but MSU is too much
School counselor: Why not go to University of South Dakota

Minnesota person: Where is that, Brookings

University of South Dakota by weasle898 September 12, 2016

Glenbrook South 

Glenbrook South (GBS) is a high school located in a conservative, Christian, and wealthy suburb north of Chicago, Illinois. The high school is predominantly white and filled with spoiled young adults who live in complete oblivion. Want to have a genuine conversation about current social issues? not going to happen here. Students have absolutely no concept of racism, sexism, classism, or homophobia. For fun, students typically go to the movies, bowling, or aimlessly walk around the Glen. When they are not taking part in these activities they are consuming drugs as an escape mechanism due to the fact that they live in Glenview, a boring American suburb.

"Sup bro? After class lets hit up the glen get blazed eat at potbellys sneak into the movies and watch Mr. Poppers penguins. And when we get out I'll call my friends brothers cousin and see if he can pick us up some Keystones so we can drink in my basement (common Glenbrook South pastimes)."

Glenbrook South by kungfooshus November 6, 2011

The South 

1. A place where everyone wears a Larry the Cable Guy t-shirt and a Dixie Outfitter hat with one of those dumbass gold fish hooks on it.

2. A place where nobody finished high school because they were all too busy "throwing in a fat one" and dreaming of that deer they killed from hundreds of yards away while hiding in a tree stand wishing slavery was still legal and listening to Garth Brooks drone on about how great beef jerky is.

3. A place where nobody ever learns to read.

Boy: Pa, I want to learn to read.
Father: READ!?! What are you, a damn Yankee? Have you forgotten your Confederate roots? You're from the South!
Boy: Hell yeah! Fuck reading!
Father: Good, now go get me my Skoal so I can watch Fox News.

The South by The Freaking Pope July 30, 2008

Council rock south 

The crappy version of north full of drug addicts who suck dick for money. They have the worst sport teams who jerk each off in the locker room after they lose to north. Council rock south is a terrible school. All the students do is have gay orgys and smoke weed out of each other's assholes.

Council rock south is full of cucks

Council rock south by Bbdman February 13, 2017

University of South Carolina 

Everything that Clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. A place for kids who would really rather be at Clemson but can't read.

when evil men die, god sends them to the University of South Carolina.

University of South Carolina by not anonymous April 20, 2007