Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

Chicken Soup Chicken Nuggets

The immaculate combination of ingrediants to create the perfect dish

"Lets have some chicken soup chicken nuggets"

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Eat the roman soup

To reuse an existing standard

We could build a new system, or we could just eat the roman soup

by jamarama December 17, 2020

soup licker

A weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird

Tyrone: no! It’s not

Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: fuck you

Jamal: go fuck your soup

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

soup licker

weird ass hoe that licks soup

Jamal: wtf are you licking soup
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup

Tyrone: fuck off

Jamal: go fuck your soup

Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

banana soup day

banana soup day is a day on 23th on December where you need to drink banana soup with your whole family

hey joe is banana soup day
joe:oh time to start drinking

by GASPWHAT December 23, 2020