(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 19, 2014
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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A epic blowjob worthy of the movie screen
Last night Karen put on quiet a throat show at her apartment
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Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic
Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆
by Realchickenman November 2, 2022
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A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
by WeegeeCool January 10, 2023
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Todd showfucked Becky last night. She’ll want it again.

Show Fuck: Fucking to impress your partner
by Becky Wine January 28, 2020
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Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.
That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.
by Dilly Bar October 10, 2019
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