matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."

by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

robeet

Very very stupid and can't do shit right

That dog is robeet

by Gdidbjdjd December 18, 2017

Roberto Durante

Roberto Durante is the author of the spiritual adventure for children calling "The Little Light Point" published by PublishAmerica and Amazon

This is a warm a spiritual adventure for the children to create a world filled with love and peace. Never forget that we are light being having a physical experience and not physical being having a spiritual experience. Roberto Durante

by RoninA September 11, 2011

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal July 12, 2015

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 14, 2017