by Irtrkr June 04, 2018
Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 06, 2023
If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.
Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.
by xPeteyx December 11, 2008
to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
by sugarking June 15, 2015
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020