velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

piss watch

When several drunk girls have to go outside and pee by a dumster orbehind a building but they need a look out---that person does the piss watch and keeps others from watching the show

Judy had already taken a Pee in the bathroom in the bar so she was our piss watch when we all went outside to Peebehind the dumpster-- she did her best to keep guys from staring at us when we were in those vulnerable positions .

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

by Forest89 October 4, 2017

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017