I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.
by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017
This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘
Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!
2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!
2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌
by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023
An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
by Francoisdel March 31, 2022
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Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
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