POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP 

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.

Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP by Joseph Nathaniel CoateZ September 15, 2010

Poop-shoot Face 

A poop-shoot face is someone, usually a middle age woman, who always has the look on her face as if something is being shoved up her anus.

Also, a woman who you can tell by looking at her that enjoys anal intercourse.

ex.1 By the look on Nancey's face I could have swore she saw something horrid outside the window, but it turns out she is just a poop-shoot face.

ex.2 Nicki Minaj is such a poop-shoot face. I'd totally give it to her.

Poop-shoot Face by GeorgeMichaels October 28, 2010

poop bum

A bum FULLL of poop

omg! look at my bum mommy! its full of poop! i have a poop bum!!

poop bum by mymomgotpoopinherbum March 6, 2011

Poop shy 

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.

Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy

Poop shy by CooBrah May 5, 2016

poop cock 

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

poop cock by farting mike May 28, 2006

poop on a stick 

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

poop on a stick by 123454323 September 2, 2008

poop chute 

poop shoot otherwise known as the chocolate starfish or dirt track.

her river was flowing red so i took her dirt track instead.

poop chute by ruffryderx911 June 13, 2005