Pig headed

How former British Prime Minister David Cameron's cock looks after he's inserted it into a dead pig's head, whilst allegedly being initiated to an Oxford University dining society.

Man: "What's that posh twat doing with his beef whistle, bro? His little bishop is completely pig headed!"

by BeefTea January 29, 2017

Mofo Pig

The term used when someone is being annoying and disgusting to the extreme.


Created by the likes of the amazing Jesse Lacey.

"Dude, you are such a Mofo Pig!"

by Emotal Pockska August 29, 2004

kick the pig

Verb. To hang out, or do nothing. To be mellow.
adj. Pig kicking. Hanging out and calmly observing.

Ken was tired after work, so instead of heading to the party he decided to stay home and kick the pig.

Case, "What are you up to man?"
Pat, "Just kicking the pig."

by Jonny Case September 16, 2008

slam pig

A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.

Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he looks RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...

by Deez Nuts 722 April 14, 2008

system pig

cop, police, zogbot

I got harassed by system pig(s) while I don't commit any crime(s).

by GasKike January 17, 2023

Pig Sticking

Hunting/fishing. The act of paddling out on a river in a small paddle boat, loaded with the implements of destruction (beer, bow and arrow) and shooting carp as they come up to spawn.

Today my father and I went Pig Sticking on the Hudson.

by Josh Gizz June 22, 2010

Good Pig

A wonderous beast from the land of Fresno. It has the body of a piggy bank, a fox tail, an utter that dispenses change, the Jack In The Box man living in his bum, a very large flower on his back, 4 eyes, a shower head coming out of his head, a mohawk, pierced ear, and a long snout. Good Pig later became a massive internet icon and a whiffle ball team's mascot.

Olen: Hey look at this.
Dash: ....Good Pig? Whats a Good Pig?
Olen: I don't know!
Dash: Dude, we need to put this on a shirt.

by Dash Reid April 12, 2008