M.M. ( my mess, my man)

The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.

That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)

by M.m. March 23, 2020

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

on my dick

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

by Rageous May 13, 2005

my f

my f means either
my fault
or my fuck

jacob: i'm sorry, my f

hannah: it's okay, i forgive you.

by hannah yo June 28, 2008

my dude

1. beautiful man
2. wholesome guy
3. julian

hey my dude, wanna bang?

by blocks June 8, 2020

my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 30, 2004

On my momma

Slang that was created in Columbus Georgia and soon was passed to Atlanta where it got popular

On my momma I pass that test

by Bubbly gubbly chugs February 12, 2019