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by anonymous January 9, 2022
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active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.
Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!
by misterstanwood August 24, 2011
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Phone

by Pangoman1 September 19, 2017
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Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010
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Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021
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business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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