half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

half-ass hustle

Going through all the motions of running, but going the same speed as walking.

That half-ass hustle isn't fooling anyone.

Thanks for letting me cross the street! Here's some half-ass hustle to make you think I care.

by Rehtaeh Eirhtug November 12, 2019

double-half-niece

Daughter of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or daughter of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-niece is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-foot hammer

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

by OG Gringle October 3, 2016

half tank wank

The name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!

Kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. Kris is therefore a "half tank wank"

by Andyr5284 February 4, 2018

Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

by Hickorychip88 May 3, 2020

half a heart warrior

When you survive a pvp fight in minecraft, with only a half a heart of health remaining. Typically used as a victory cry, rather than a way to describe someone.

"Dude, I can't believe I survived that. Half a heart warrior!"

by EvysTruth September 15, 2022