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Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
by defineer February 23, 2023
mugGet the Phone poopermug.

yeatme of the phone

when sombody gives you a bad day but fucks you in the end like nothing happend.
when givs you shit like you have benn yeatme of the phone
by yea2.0 February 20, 2022
mugGet the yeatme of the phonemug.

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.
Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
mugGet the Lone Shooter's Phonemug.

good phone

Most i-phones, androids among other smart phones with up to date features fall under the category of "good phone".
Yo i got that good phone, so now i can take a pic, mess wit virtual reality, use the web like that chick charlotte. Excetera
by Joeyjuice610 May 12, 2016
mugGet the good phonemug.

little phone

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!
by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016
mugGet the little phonemug.

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there
the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers
by slangslang April 4, 2021
mugGet the phone beersmug.

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