A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.
Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?
Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!
Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.
Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?
Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!
Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.
Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!
Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.
Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?
Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!
Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.
by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011
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n. One who has a severe strep infection continuously . Usually a woman who does not see a gynocologist.
by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004
Get the Strep master mug.Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
by Thaddeus_Jones March 1, 2010
Get the The Master Splinter mug.When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
Get the String Masterbate mug.a boy portraying the character off of the halo trilogy. this boy portrays master chief only when he is in the act of the giant circle.
"Master chief what is taking so long?!?!?!"
"I'm loading my plasma grenade if you know what i mean."
"Ooooh you a kinky bitch master chief"
"SHUT UP BUTT PIRATE, MASTER CHEIF IS MINE!!!"
"I'm loading my plasma grenade if you know what i mean."
"Ooooh you a kinky bitch master chief"
"SHUT UP BUTT PIRATE, MASTER CHEIF IS MINE!!!"
by Banana Hamikk May 11, 2008
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