Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Mike Wazowski

Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.

P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*

by Jimmy893YT December 2, 2024

Miking

Miking is when Twitter user @Mike27356894 clears up misinformation and gets reactions out of others.
An extention of this word is to be "Miked"

Twitter User 1: 2+2=5!
@Mike27356894: Actually, 2+2=4.
Mike Follower 1: Mike is always Miking to save Twitter from misinformation!

by kingnoahcraft5 December 11, 2022

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Mike Dee

The g.o.a.t...ur papi....doesn't give a fuck...known to fhritp....chill...easy going....comedian...thick vato....solo missions...trigger happy.....doesn't ask for shit...le vale verga....

Who tf is that??oh thats just Mike Dee...id leave him alone if I were u..

by Melapelasx3 November 22, 2021

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023