Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

mike

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mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass

by mewtwo00oooo November 28, 2021

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.

I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo

by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025

Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

Dirty Mike Special

When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"

Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!

by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022