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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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Uncle mike

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023
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eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 5, 2022
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Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
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Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.
Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?
by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023
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Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.
"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"
by aam786415 February 13, 2021
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Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.
Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it
by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023
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