Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

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Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

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matthew

An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.

Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.

by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017

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Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!

Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew

by Mavi22 March 3, 2020

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